"Does it bite?"
"Mmmm...this handle makes a great teether. That's what it's for right?"
"You want me to drink from THAT?" as she tosses it aside.
Ryan: What did she say this was?
Kaylie: I don't know, but I don't like it.
Ryan: Just start crying. We'll get out of this one.
(Thanks to a fellow blogger for the post idea! )